Did I ever tell you the time I defeated an ice demon? My squire, Dallin, came along to confuse the dragon with his randomness. Dallin tried to do a random dance move he never attempted before...the distraction wasn't enough. Bongo, I've decided to name the dragon Bongo, could not believe he had missed a step and was not distracted at all. Then it was me, Bongo, and the blistering cold. I fought my hardest to slay the dragon and threw my sword at Bongo. Let's not get dramatic my sword didn't hit it however it did scare him off. The dragon flew away and his tail knocked me to the ground. My cheek was sore for a while but at least I caused the town to be safe for now at least.
Ha ha lol. I was coming home from a party early so I could study for tomorrow's test. Dallin and I were goofing off sliding down ice. I fell and hit my left cheek (it was a pretty epic fall if I do say so myself...I did a full 180 twist and face planted the sidewalk). Dallin and some random person (thank you random person) helped me get home.